never speak into existence that which you do not wish to occur. i'm headed home AT THIS MOMENT to grab a pair of bridesmaid's tights from my dresser.
my friend, you are about to get dominated by a man in his wedding whites. wherever you are, i will find you. [ this is literally the worst text message viktor has ever sent or ever will send. congratulations. ]
that's SO MANY tomestones.
[ ... ]
you'll still farm tomestones with me after this, right?
[ he's trying to mope and be terribly dramatic. he desperately wants to leave that on read... aaaaaand he makes it as far as the other end of his teleport. ]
how in the hells do you manage to spin words that make me feel better and worse at the same time?
seems odd that the Elementals would curse you with the ability to specifically drive ME mad. I'VE only ever been nice to them. [ except for all the killing pacifying, when needs must. ]
I say this with all of my being- I would likely bite the hand that tried to place that mark upon my person. [he neither needs nor wants their acknowledgement. what would it even be for? "eikon slaying?" "staring/ending global conflicts?" "unluckiest sod still alive?" please.] And I meant that in regards to your affection for me.
... say what you just typed aloud. [yeah that one doesn't pass.]
who's this gobshite busying his fingers sending ME messages like THAT? you toad of a man. come make me stop enjoying your attention if you hate it so much.
on principle, i will not. though i'm sure it'd sound lovely if i did. the acoustics are wonderful here.
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cannot BELIEVE that you find this wabbit tolerable when half your threads with him are drunk ones
second [ ... ] i think one of them's about 84 floors deep in the palace...
my man have you SEEN the scions. this is par the course
And buy new ones.
which one do you think is actually the most fucked up i bet it's urianger
my friend, you are about to get dominated by a man in his wedding whites. wherever you are, i will find you. [ this is literally the worst text message viktor has ever sent or ever will send. congratulations. ]
that's SO MANY tomestones.
[ ... ]
you'll still farm tomestones with me after this, right?
naked nutkin man is right there
nobody's a bigger freak than an astrology bitch in her slut era tho (stares at that shb outfit)
so what if i decide i want to wear a skirt???????
don't kinkshame a metrosexual
How short.
ok but what about hancock
as i WANT???
don't. half the fandom is still reeling from how pretty he turned out
How much will it cover.
would that any one of us could be half as babygirl
[ failing at least three insight checks in a row ]
[ three straight minutes of TYPING... ]
fine.
i'll wear pants.
:(
yoship was so wrong for that
Is it important. [this is his neurodivergent ass asking viktor's neurodivergent ass if it's okay]
you can't just give a blonde man eyebags
uggghhhh. no. of course it isn't. it's just clothes.
and i'm making a fool of myself.
your headlock will have to wait 'til i've gotten new shoes.
i'm going to go home and drink some water.
reckless and unethical.
I'll be waiting.
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how in the hells do you manage to spin words that make me feel better and worse at the same time?
did a witch curse you as a child?
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Maybe the Elementals took their due after all.
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killingpacifying, when needs must. ]no subject
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what i think of you has nothing to do with you [ what. ] or what you think of me.
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... say what you just typed aloud. [yeah that one doesn't pass.]
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on principle, i will not. though i'm sure it'd sound lovely if i did. the acoustics are wonderful here.