clutterbitch: (ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

you can't just give a blonde man eyebags

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

uggghhhh. no. of course it isn't. it's just clothes.

and i'm making a fool of myself.

your headlock will have to wait 'til i've gotten new shoes.

i'm going to go home and drink some water.
clutterbitch: (if you're all alone)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's trying to mope and be terribly dramatic. he desperately wants to leave that on read... aaaaaand he makes it as far as the other end of his teleport. ]

how in the hells do you manage to spin words that make me feel better and worse at the same time?

did a witch curse you as a child?
clutterbitch: (take a chance on me)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
seems odd that the Elementals would curse you with the ability to specifically drive ME mad. I'VE only ever been nice to them. [ except for all the killing pacifying, when needs must. ]
clutterbitch: (gonna be around)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
not much of a test, seeing as i somehow still manage to find you so endearing.
Edited (cannot stop hearing him saying a test of your reflexes now thanks but at least it's not sloppeh) 2024-04-29 23:40 (UTC)
clutterbitch: (awe)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-05-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY I AM?? i do hope you weren't expecting the sharlayan forum to award you an archon's mark for such fine observations.

what i think of you has nothing to do with you
[ what. ] or what you think of me.
clutterbitch: (If you got no place to go)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-05-02 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
who's this gobshite busying his fingers sending ME messages like THAT? you toad of a man. come make me stop enjoying your attention if you hate it so much.

on principle, i will not. though i'm sure it'd sound lovely if i did. the acoustics are wonderful here.