clutterbitch: (the only bitch serving cunt here!!)

cannot BELIEVE that you find this wabbit tolerable when half your threads with him are drunk ones

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
FIRST OF ALL, i don't NEED my pants to best you.

second
[ ... ] i think one of them's about 84 floors deep in the palace...
clutterbitch: (minecraft injury noise)

which one do you think is actually the most fucked up i bet it's urianger

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-28 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
never speak into existence that which you do not wish to occur. i'm headed home AT THIS MOMENT to grab a pair of bridesmaid's tights from my dresser.

my friend, you are about to get dominated by a man in his wedding whites. wherever you are, i will find you.
[ this is literally the worst text message viktor has ever sent or ever will send. congratulations. ]

that's SO MANY tomestones.

[ ... ]

you'll still farm tomestones with me after this, right?
clutterbitch: (ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

nobody's a bigger freak than an astrology bitch in her slut era tho (stares at that shb outfit)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
i am so angry at you right now.

so what if i decide i want to wear a skirt???????
clutterbitch: (in my hawaiian shirt deranged)

ok but what about hancock

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-28 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
???

as i WANT???
clutterbitch: (problems)

would that any one of us could be half as babygirl

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-28 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ typing... ]

[ failing at least three insight checks in a row ]

[ three straight minutes of TYPING... ]


fine.

i'll wear pants.

:(
clutterbitch: (ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

you can't just give a blonde man eyebags

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

uggghhhh. no. of course it isn't. it's just clothes.

and i'm making a fool of myself.

your headlock will have to wait 'til i've gotten new shoes.

i'm going to go home and drink some water.
clutterbitch: (if you're all alone)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's trying to mope and be terribly dramatic. he desperately wants to leave that on read... aaaaaand he makes it as far as the other end of his teleport. ]

how in the hells do you manage to spin words that make me feel better and worse at the same time?

did a witch curse you as a child?
clutterbitch: (take a chance on me)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
seems odd that the Elementals would curse you with the ability to specifically drive ME mad. I'VE only ever been nice to them. [ except for all the killing pacifying, when needs must. ]
clutterbitch: (gonna be around)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-04-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
not much of a test, seeing as i somehow still manage to find you so endearing.
Edited (cannot stop hearing him saying a test of your reflexes now thanks but at least it's not sloppeh) 2024-04-29 23:40 (UTC)
clutterbitch: (awe)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-05-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY I AM?? i do hope you weren't expecting the sharlayan forum to award you an archon's mark for such fine observations.

what i think of you has nothing to do with you
[ what. ] or what you think of me.
clutterbitch: (If you got no place to go)

[personal profile] clutterbitch 2024-05-02 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
who's this gobshite busying his fingers sending ME messages like THAT? you toad of a man. come make me stop enjoying your attention if you hate it so much.

on principle, i will not. though i'm sure it'd sound lovely if i did. the acoustics are wonderful here.